boomerang chameleon

I often describe myself as a social chameleon.

but it's not that I can blend into any most social settings, it's that I can find a way to be, if not appropriately colored (appropriate? moi?), then, complimentary... in the color-sense. (In the social sense, I'm usually too busy choking on my own foot for anything to ever sound like a real compliment.)

Which is to say, I make most other colors look better, and get frustrated that a lot of those colors don't work together, with or without me.

my attempts to figure out why are turning out to be very inappropriate and off-color, indeed.

sigh

boomerang chameleon

I often describe myself as a social chameleon.

but it's not that I can blend into any most social settings, it's that I can find a way to be, if not appropriately colored (appropriate? moi?), then, complimentary... in the color-sense. (In the social sense, I'm usually too busy choking on my own foot for anything to ever sound like a real compliment.)

Which is to say, I make most other colors look better, and get frustrated that a lot of those colors don't work together, with or without me.

my attempts to figure out why are turning out to be very inappropriate and off-color, indeed.

sigh

complete lack of wisdom

my last two wisdom teeth are gone.

even though I asked to keep them, the assistant didn't understand me and still threw them in the red biohazard box.

I'm hoping one's wisdom is inversely proportional to number of remaining wisdom teeth. Or, if I'm now less wise, hopefully in terms of being less of a Wise Ass.

Or, perhaps the relationship of teeth to wisdom is unsubstantiable myth, but that's such a boring loser of an answer. No fun at all. :)

complete lack of wisdom

my last two wisdom teeth are gone.

even though I asked to keep them, the assistant didn't understand me and still threw them in the red biohazard box.

I'm hoping one's wisdom is inversely proportional to number of remaining wisdom teeth. Or, if I'm now less wise, hopefully in terms of being less of a Wise Ass.

Or, perhaps the relationship of teeth to wisdom is unsubstantiable myth, but that's such a boring loser of an answer. No fun at all. :)