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"Hmmmm... it's all about increasing your stamen size" -- zarf

my landlady's funeral resulted in more floral arrangements than her family could handle. every apartment in the house ended up with vases of lilies. Lilies can have an almost overwhelming odor, which, luckily for me, I enjoy. I generally love the scents of the blooming seasons. I hope I never acquire the conflicting allergies.

Among the hostessy things I did last week was to buy fresh lilies. (Luckily, my guests are also not allergic.) Most were closed up tight in the store. All but one has opened now. Enormous blossoms. The pistils' stigmas are so wet they drip. Since I usually favor modest roses, the overt sexuality of the lilies is enough of a turn-on to be a tad disturbing.

Dr.P chastises me for taunting them by rubbing the stamens on them, even though they're cut flowers. But, well, it's like being in a room full of bisexual women meeting Zoe Bell for the first time. You know they Really Want Some.

It's hard um, difficult to not to get in the mood.

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