[RTO] Seducing oneself
Feb. 18th, 2003 08:31 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
cthulhiaBe your own courtesan. What have you always wanted to do or understand?
What would it take to become the most fascinating woman you know?
Other than systematically removing most of the other women I bother to spend any time with, I have no clue.
Then again, I could argue that my fascination is connecting fascinating people. Knowing me is worthwhile, even if not directly. Which is time consuming. Tonight there's (all at once, in different towns, of course) a burning man thing, an arisia thing, and a Chaoflux celebration. (Chaoflux? He has to be making this stuff up. Then again, he's Discordian. Trying to verify anything with the other Discordians who read this is an exercise in futility. Especially when they start excommunicating each other! )
There's also the usual diesel thing, which I was planning to skip unless invited by individuals to have a specific conversation or game. Not just hang out and feel unproductive. Now that![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
queue has dully informed me that we, in fact, have a snowday (apparently we were sent a universal voicemessage, not that I know how to check my voicemail remotely, nor do I even know my extension), I might go anyway if I feel too cooped, assuming things are a little more plowed than they were yesterday.
I made it out to the gym, used the treadmill for the first time this month. Since I was already out and snow-covered, (and knew that no matter how I appreciated the crunch and whoosh in the silence outside, once home, I'd probably stay there), I visited the Euchre addicts, who were willing to play Mu once their numbers decreased. One of the potential hosts has a hot tub. I'm willing to like Euchre if it involves a hot tub.
Off to make myself more fascinating. But first, back to bed for a bit more sleep. (If I'm my own courtesan, I get to sleep with me, right? I hope I put out!)
I promised myself that if it was a snowday, I'd vacuum. I'm sure the Pizza Fairy will love that. He went to bed an hour ago.
What would it take to become the most fascinating woman you know?
Other than systematically removing most of the other women I bother to spend any time with, I have no clue.
Then again, I could argue that my fascination is connecting fascinating people. Knowing me is worthwhile, even if not directly. Which is time consuming. Tonight there's (all at once, in different towns, of course) a burning man thing, an arisia thing, and a Chaoflux celebration. (Chaoflux? He has to be making this stuff up. Then again, he's Discordian. Trying to verify anything with the other Discordians who read this is an exercise in futility. Especially when they start excommunicating each other! )
There's also the usual diesel thing, which I was planning to skip unless invited by individuals to have a specific conversation or game. Not just hang out and feel unproductive. Now that
queue has dully informed me that we, in fact, have a snowday (apparently we were sent a universal voicemessage, not that I know how to check my voicemail remotely, nor do I even know my extension), I might go anyway if I feel too cooped, assuming things are a little more plowed than they were yesterday. I made it out to the gym, used the treadmill for the first time this month. Since I was already out and snow-covered, (and knew that no matter how I appreciated the crunch and whoosh in the silence outside, once home, I'd probably stay there), I visited the Euchre addicts, who were willing to play Mu once their numbers decreased. One of the potential hosts has a hot tub. I'm willing to like Euchre if it involves a hot tub.
Off to make myself more fascinating. But first, back to bed for a bit more sleep. (If I'm my own courtesan, I get to sleep with me, right? I hope I put out!)
I promised myself that if it was a snowday, I'd vacuum. I'm sure the Pizza Fairy will love that. He went to bed an hour ago.
