because potty humor never gets old

agrumer already reviewed our monday outing. Yes, the robot lobster was more fun in its native habitat (A decommissioned, undergound, bunker-cum-lab in Nahant), where its inventors let us play with its controls.

But, eventually, I will get the relevant software to stop being so ornery. When that happens, I'll be able to do the proper visuals that the Hug Mug so richly deserves.

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Meanwhile, ever since that conversation with dr_pretentious I've been counting my farts. Apparently, humans average about 19 farts a day. (Although, trying to find a source for this number online has distracted me from finishing this post for at least an hour.)

Anyway, by that measure, I am NOT lactose intolerant. Evidence is inconclusive about starchy carbs or five hour bus-rides. Yes, when you're nervous, you may get more flatulent. Hence, a mere fear of flatulence during a quiet workout (particularly abs or yoga, for me) at the gym may be what causes the problem.

Good luck not thinking about it.

because potty humor never gets old

agrumer already reviewed our monday outing. Yes, the robot lobster was more fun in its native habitat (A decommissioned, undergound, bunker-cum-lab in Nahant), where its inventors let us play with its controls.

But, eventually, I will get the relevant software to stop being so ornery. When that happens, I'll be able to do the proper visuals that the Hug Mug so richly deserves.

::

Meanwhile, ever since that conversation with dr_pretentious I've been counting my farts. Apparently, humans average about 19 farts a day. (Although, trying to find a source for this number online has distracted me from finishing this post for at least an hour.)

Anyway, by that measure, I am NOT lactose intolerant. Evidence is inconclusive about starchy carbs or five hour bus-rides. Yes, when you're nervous, you may get more flatulent. Hence, a mere fear of flatulence during a quiet workout (particularly abs or yoga, for me) at the gym may be what causes the problem.

Good luck not thinking about it.