because potty humor never gets old

[cthulhia]

agrumer already reviewed our monday outing. Yes, the robot lobster was more fun in its native habitat (A decommissioned, undergound, bunker-cum-lab in Nahant), where its inventors let us play with its controls.

But, eventually, I will get the relevant software to stop being so ornery. When that happens, I'll be able to do the proper visuals that the Hug Mug so richly deserves.

::

Meanwhile, ever since that conversation with dr_pretentious I've been counting my farts. Apparently, humans average about 19 farts a day. (Although, trying to find a source for this number online has distracted me from finishing this post for at least an hour.)

Anyway, by that measure, I am NOT lactose intolerant. Evidence is inconclusive about starchy carbs or five hour bus-rides. Yes, when you're nervous, you may get more flatulent. Hence, a mere fear of flatulence during a quiet workout (particularly abs or yoga, for me) at the gym may be what causes the problem.

Good luck not thinking about it.