At some point, I need to write up a spoken word routine about how I ask the magic 8-ball (or the resort's smoking head of bob, or facade's yes/no pen) various obsessive questions about love interests, etc., until finally I ask:
"Are you fucking with me?"
... maybe...
"Is it entirely assinine for an alleged adult to rely on a magic 8 ball to stablize her emotions"
... outlook good...
In other sheep (and narcissism) news, I am intrigued by what my journal says about me. So I am following the flock and asking those questions.
The trick is, your answers have to be based on my journal. (Going back to reread any of it to get to this point will take days, but, you have to ask yourself, Do I feel... Bored?)
"Are you fucking with me?"
... maybe...
"Is it entirely assinine for an alleged adult to rely on a magic 8 ball to stablize her emotions"
... outlook good...
In other sheep (and narcissism) news, I am intrigued by what my journal says about me. So I am following the flock and asking those questions.
The trick is, your answers have to be based on my journal. (Going back to reread any of it to get to this point will take days, but, you have to ask yourself, Do I feel... Bored?)
- Why did you add me to your LiveJournal friends list? or if i'm not on your friends list, how do you come to be reading my lj?
- What would you say is the most boring stuff I post? The most interesting? the most *anything*?
- What would you like to know about me that you don't already know? what do you think others should know about me?
- What do you think is my weirdest listed interest? My most normal listed interest?
- Based on what I've written in this journal, where do you see me in five years?