Needed for cube farm!
May. 21st, 2007 04:31 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
cthulhiaa slow moving shark fin to attach near the top edge of a cubicle. if not electrically powered, then some sort of "perpetual motion" style balance doo-hickey (the technical term) to make it look look like a shark is pacing in ones cubicle.
If electrical, then networked somehow so that all the fins start moving the moment the executive meeting leftovers hit the free food files.
If the office allows it, a ceiling-mounted mobile of circling vultures would also be appropriate.
Perhaps also a special chime for the interoffice mail/chat system, either a vulture call, or the first two notes from Jaws.
(Gophers and meerkats also suggested -- as non-necessarily free food alert decor -- as well as happy fluffy clouds with picture frames in them, but if your coworkers start taping bulls-eyes on them, and you KNOW they will, don't come whining to me about it.)
Perhaps dancing hippos in tutus (a la Fantasia) for the person who wants to scream:
"FOR THE LOVE OF $DEITY, I'M TRYING TO EAT BETTER!
DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT TELL ME ABOUT THE LEFTOVERS!
EVEN IF THEY ARE RICE CRISPIES TREATS!
... and cannolis...
dammit..."
If electrical, then networked somehow so that all the fins start moving the moment the executive meeting leftovers hit the free food files.
If the office allows it, a ceiling-mounted mobile of circling vultures would also be appropriate.
Perhaps also a special chime for the interoffice mail/chat system, either a vulture call, or the first two notes from Jaws.
(Gophers and meerkats also suggested -- as non-necessarily free food alert decor -- as well as happy fluffy clouds with picture frames in them, but if your coworkers start taping bulls-eyes on them, and you KNOW they will, don't come whining to me about it.)
Perhaps dancing hippos in tutus (a la Fantasia) for the person who wants to scream:
"FOR THE LOVE OF $DEITY, I'M TRYING TO EAT BETTER!
DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT TELL ME ABOUT THE LEFTOVERS!
EVEN IF THEY ARE RICE CRISPIES TREATS!
... and cannolis...
dammit..."
