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Talking about it at Goffee last night resulted in an un-outed-KoL-player getting nostalgic for "Radio Free Jersey Bitch". A new job blocked radio and the game entirely, and she hasn't played since ascension.

For those of you who don't tune in, here goes:
  • The day before, a flippant "Ixnae on the yperstrae" in chat was treated as a request for Stryper, and, since Amp recently started "Fucko Lists", I added him to mine for that.
  • On Wednesday, Amp claims he thought I was in jest. Not about the awfulness of Stryper, no. No donations to the prize multi for a month. We progressed a la Bender in The Breakfast Club until,
  • He regarded this as a challenge to torture all of /radio until I caved and sent him a donation:
    • Stryper - Calling On You  
    • Nelson - I Cant Live Without Your Love and Affection  
    • Warrant - Heaven  
    • White Lion - Wait  
    • Enuff Z'Nuff - New Thing  
    • New Kids On The Block - Step By Step  
    • Rednex - Cotton Eye Joe  (I almost caved at this point, I sent a teasing package to his main in hardcore, but then half of /radio sent me PMs and Kmails of support.)
    • Rednex - Cotton Eye Joe  (My multi sends his multi a "donation" of a yo-yo. That just made him angry.)
    • Rednex - Cotton Eye Joe  (Yes, 3 times. and I really, really, really, really, really HATE this song. A lot.)
    • Raffi - Banana Phone (Fast)  Yes, I got Amp to play Bananaphone!
    • Vengaboys - We Like To Party  
    • Oliva Newton John - Physical  
    • Alvin & the Chipmunks - Christmas Time Is Here  
    • Justin Timberlake - Rock Your Body  
    • Brittany Spears - Baby Hit Me One More Time  
    • N'Sync - Bye Bye Bye  
    • Aqua - Aqua - Barbie Girl
    • Grease Soundtrack - Your the one that I want  
    • Dirty Dancing - I've Had The Time Of My Life  
    • Barry Manilow - Mandy [Original First Take][#]  

  • He then conceded and played:
    • Nine Inch Nails - Get Down Make Love

  • My multi sent him a donation that had any actual value. However, he's still not getting anything out of "Cthules (#230334)" until May 28. It's noted with a sticky on my monitor.


He underestimated my stamina, having not known about my special Bolero experience. (Although, like me, the KoL radio listeners held out and kept the servers completely full during this torture. They had to see how it ended.) He turned down someone else's offer of a Tiny Plastic Suzie to Please, for the Love of Jick, Stop!

Although, I totally would've caved for a suzie, or even a hand turkey outline, heck, maybe even a full suit of radio gear.

Just sayin'.

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