if only it'd stopped at being a happy heineken

So, $company_party_A last night... well, let's calculate this in Kingdom of Loathing terms.

I'm guessing the Lost In Space (with the rim crusted with Tang) was 6 drunkenness.
And... the Screaming Monkey (the only "banana happy hour" option) another 6.
And... The Mudslide-tini was probably 4.
And... the two glasses of fine wine (before I realized it was entirely open bar and hence I could afford those posh cocktails) were at least 1 each. (Might even give the chiraz an extra point or 2 because red wines seem extra-ornery with me that way).
A beer definitely would've killed me.

I wasn't Falling-Down Drunk, but, I didn't wake up to be totally reset to 0 either. (I had to sober up enough to even be hungover).

Another reminder of why I shouldn't drink the way my character does.
Just in time for $company_party_B tomorrow. Woot!

if only it'd stopped at being a happy heineken

So, $company_party_A last night... well, let's calculate this in Kingdom of Loathing terms.

I'm guessing the Lost In Space (with the rim crusted with Tang) was 6 drunkenness.
And... the Screaming Monkey (the only "banana happy hour" option) another 6.
And... The Mudslide-tini was probably 4.
And... the two glasses of fine wine (before I realized it was entirely open bar and hence I could afford those posh cocktails) were at least 1 each. (Might even give the chiraz an extra point or 2 because red wines seem extra-ornery with me that way).
A beer definitely would've killed me.

I wasn't Falling-Down Drunk, but, I didn't wake up to be totally reset to 0 either. (I had to sober up enough to even be hungover).

Another reminder of why I shouldn't drink the way my character does.
Just in time for $company_party_B tomorrow. Woot!