Come to think of it, one of my girlhood dreams DID come true!
"When I grow up, I want to be Miss America, Miss Universe, or Miscellaneous!"
--- me, age... o, five, perhaps?
I was SO COOL back when I was in kindergarten. The soul of wit. My family mentions some of my quips to this day. I actually remember saying this one. I can't remember if Mom snarfed her Manhattan (Straight Up) or not. But, I do remember that I didn't know I'd made a joke. It had to be explained to me. I was mortified at my stupidity. What an idiot! You know, for a five-year old.
--- me, age... o, five, perhaps?
I was SO COOL back when I was in kindergarten. The soul of wit. My family mentions some of my quips to this day. I actually remember saying this one. I can't remember if Mom snarfed her Manhattan (Straight Up) or not. But, I do remember that I didn't know I'd made a joke. It had to be explained to me. I was mortified at my stupidity. What an idiot! You know, for a five-year old.