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Feb. 16th, 2004 08:47 amthe reality is that I'm not having wild pornstar sex all over my sister's fancy furniture, videotaping and grabbing stills from it to perhaps be used to inadvertently torture all the celibate (but not entirely by choice) folks on ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
yesthattom's friends list who found themselves clinically incapable of not following those links last week (or of stopping once they saw all the boy bits action. Luckily, I know how to delete items from the browser history, so that my 12 year old nephew won't be able to point to me as his vector of corruption).
And I'm not accidentally using my sister's Bush/Cheney04 mail to clean up the wet spot(s).
Instead, I am on said furniture, myself furniture for the Jack Russell Terrors, wondering if I could train them to accidentally poop on the above-mentioned mail.
How illegal is it to just to take it for, um, show and tell?
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Also:
If n = the number of launderings to get cat hair out of one's clothes, then its <=2n to get these particular dog hairs out.
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beautiful day. and I have no plans, no money, and no one but mom, or the dogs.
yesthattom's friends list who found themselves clinically incapable of not following those links last week (or of stopping once they saw all the boy bits action. Luckily, I know how to delete items from the browser history, so that my 12 year old nephew won't be able to point to me as his vector of corruption).And I'm not accidentally using my sister's Bush/Cheney04 mail to clean up the wet spot(s).
Instead, I am on said furniture, myself furniture for the Jack Russell Terrors, wondering if I could train them to accidentally poop on the above-mentioned mail.
How illegal is it to just to take it for, um, show and tell?
::
Also:
If n = the number of launderings to get cat hair out of one's clothes, then its <=2n to get these particular dog hairs out.
::
beautiful day. and I have no plans, no money, and no one but mom, or the dogs.
