Brownies for Breakfast
Aug. 7th, 2002 11:19 amOnce again outnumbered by the Brown Grads alumni.
Making pancakes and FAKE BACON. (A blasphemy really, I may need to go cleanse my palate with greasy chunks of pig meat today. Although the pancakes were tasty.)
Lack of bacon is even more reason why I should've tried to ambush my current favorite Brownie last night, when it wasn't TOO HOT AND HUMID for another warm-blooded creature in my room, and he could've had pancakes!
or something.
Then again, I woke up somewhat diagonally in the middle of the bed, well-rested. One of the perks of "Good Sleeping Weather" is, of course, the Sleep.
I realize I'm rather old to be finally grasping the concept of why King Sized Beds are worth the loss of floor space. Definitely loath to become full-time sleepover partner with anyone unless there is enough space to avoid the battle of the blankets, and more significantly, that ARM. You know the one. It wants to be a neck pillow, has been media infiltrated into thinking I want to feel it under me even though I know how much pain it will cause its wearer in the morning. My own arm did that to me a few times, and I hated it. I'm not knocking the desire to cuddle, which is GREAT. But so is sleep.
Of course, this is assuming that I get better at actually sleeping when someone else (INTRUDER) is in my bed, no matter how little space they take up. How did I ever manage to sleep with a medium-sized hound in a twin bed when I was in high school?
Making pancakes and FAKE BACON. (A blasphemy really, I may need to go cleanse my palate with greasy chunks of pig meat today. Although the pancakes were tasty.)
Lack of bacon is even more reason why I should've tried to ambush my current favorite Brownie last night, when it wasn't TOO HOT AND HUMID for another warm-blooded creature in my room, and he could've had pancakes!
or something.
Then again, I woke up somewhat diagonally in the middle of the bed, well-rested. One of the perks of "Good Sleeping Weather" is, of course, the Sleep.
I realize I'm rather old to be finally grasping the concept of why King Sized Beds are worth the loss of floor space. Definitely loath to become full-time sleepover partner with anyone unless there is enough space to avoid the battle of the blankets, and more significantly, that ARM. You know the one. It wants to be a neck pillow, has been media infiltrated into thinking I want to feel it under me even though I know how much pain it will cause its wearer in the morning. My own arm did that to me a few times, and I hated it. I'm not knocking the desire to cuddle, which is GREAT. But so is sleep.
Of course, this is assuming that I get better at actually sleeping when someone else (INTRUDER) is in my bed, no matter how little space they take up. How did I ever manage to sleep with a medium-sized hound in a twin bed when I was in high school?