Hello I'm a dumbass

I have this weird hickey-like rash on my chin. It's had me paranoid for a few hours. Is this an allergic reaction? Yikes.

Well, I figured it out. I had a plastic cup at dinner tonight, and, being a buffoon, I was sucking it to my face, until it imploded. Which means that these marks ARE essentially hickeys, and the one right under my lip looks like a bruise. It's like an odd goatee. If they aren't gone by morning, I'm going to have to dig out my make-up foundation and wear such until this fades.

I am such a moron.