But not even one lost sock!

[cthulhia]

• a wooden pig fridge magnet (sans the actual magnet)
  
• enough pieces from a battleship game to possibly render it unplayable
  
• a piece from a lite bright set
  
• enough hershey miniature wrapper debris that show that I probably learned my OCD habit of carefully folding the wrappers from my parents
  
• golf tees
  
• clothespins
  
• a rock that smells like fossilized black licorice, but may actually be a rock, I really don't know
  
• rusty paperclips
  
• a dozen pens (half of which still write AND have their caps!)
  
• a golf pencil
  
• Dad's 1994 renewal notice for GAMES magazine
  
• the money clip swag (holding my tax forms together) that is why I even dared to reach into the dark recesses of my hand-me-down sofa in the first place
  
• (EDIT, how could I forget these?) 62 cents, highly corroded