I am a consumer whore, a pawn of good PR

[cthulhia]

However,
the mere thought of (form-fitting) cupcake T-shirts had KoL meet-up (this weekend!) written all over them. (The emo roe begz0r boobtacular shirt is a year old, and, the lime shirt has stretched out past its most flattering point. and dressing up for a bunch of gamers matters this much why? because they're my drinking buddies.)

• The shirt in the article that made me think "ZOMG Astral Cupcakes!"
  
• Totally a Clanopotamus Cupcake Shirt
  
• The classic logo, in black (of course)

Modelling the shirt for my cow orkers demonstrated that: (1) I've lost all the weight (and a bit more) gained from the catered meals work had last November to January (>15#), (2) but not as much in the bewbs. Then again, bet they assume I'm much bigger than I actually am because I rarely wear anything form fitting around here.

and, walking back with the Johnny Cupcake Box, I got to find out just how many other people read today's Metro on their way to work.