elves with disturbing levels of cleverness

[cthulhia]

while I was on holiday, my eyeball lamp developed eyelashes.

and someone left fresh baked cookies and scones.

there's probably something else insanely clever that I haven't noticed yet, and twoeleven is likely marking the minutes until I do.

(Spring break 19... 89?: how long did it take before dr_pretentious and I realized the table lamp was about two too many inches above the table to be truly sitting on it, and was in fact suspended from the ceiling?)